starting off with a bang

The very finest Pauly Shore quotes:
"Owww, my lobes!" -Encino Man
"Middle America, ripping the fields." -Son in Law
"Chickens! You guys have chickens? Are they extra crispy or original recipe?" -Son in Law
"Sorry! All out of vodka!" -Son in Law
"I'm not a geek, I'm a unique weasel." -Encino Man
"If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster." -Encino Man
"Judge Ito! Have some of my burrito." - Jury Duty
and finally in response to "What do you guys want out of life?" "To die and come back as a leotard." -Bio-Dome

Let me explain

I start most days with a list of what I need to do. Whether I'm headed to work or planning to spend the day at home keeping busy with errands, a list is always necessary. While I'm checking things off of these To Do Lists, I'm making a list in my head of music I could listen to until I die, places I'd rather be, colors I want to paint with, shoes I want to buy, jobs that I've had, quotes I enjoy, poems I've memorized, concerts I've been to, regrets I've had, and basically anything that can be put into a list. The topic of the list sometimes relates to what I'm doing or thinking that day. I'm not great at keeping journals so I've decided that this is the best way to chronicle my life. So I'll begin today...